Dear Mr. Wilpon:
I will write you a personal check in the amount of $1,000 right now on the spot if you promise to apply the funds toward paying Mr. Santana whatever he demands, over whatever length of time he deems appropriate. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR US.
Respectfully yours,
Mike, a (long-suffering) Mets fan
I will write you a personal check in the amount of $1,000 right now on the spot if you promise to apply the funds toward paying Mr. Santana whatever he demands, over whatever length of time he deems appropriate. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR US.
Respectfully yours,
Mike, a (long-suffering) Mets fan
