Hats with polo shirts? Why, it must be 2004!
To reassure you that I haven't given up (completely) on this space, I'm picking up on this from a whole bunch of different places:
Number of Songs: 17,728
Number of Albums: 1,593
Most Recently Played Song: St. Vincent, "What Me Worry?"
Most Played Song: The Thermals, "Pillar of Salt"
Most Recently Added Album: Juana Molina, Una Dia
First Song Alphabetically: Vampire Weekend, "A-Punk"
Last Song Alphabetically: Pavement, "Zurich is Stained"
Smallest Song Numerically: Animal Collective, "#1"
Largest Song Numerically: Patti Smith, "54321/Wave"
Shortest Song: John Mayer, "Blank" (0 seconds)
Longest Song: LCD Soundsystem, "45:33"
First Album Alphabetically: The Beatles, Abbey Road
Last Album Alphabetically: Neil Young, Zuma
First Band Alphabetically: A-Ha
Last Band Alphabetically: Zounds
First Ten Songs That Pop Up on Shuffle:
1. Duran Duran - "Wild Boys"
2. AC/DC - "Let Me Put My Love Into You"
3. The Police - "A Sermon"
4. Cat Power - "I Believe in You"
5. A.C. Newman - "Like a Hitman, Like a Dancer"
6. The Beatles - "I'll Cry Instead"
7. Dim Stars - "The Night Is Coming On"
8. Broadcast - "A Man Is Not a Bird"
9. The Rolling Stones - "The Lantern"
10. Animal Collective - "Turn Into Something"