28 May 2008

The Best Free Legal Advice You Will Ever Receive

"Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community."

This first appeared on How Stuff Works, under a story explaining the mechanics of a real police interrogation:

Five Techniques of Surviving a Police Interrogation (Without Confessing)

Taken from freeBEAGLES’ recommendations for animal rights activists (and others) on how to make it through a police interrogation without incriminating themselves or their peers:

Remain silent.
Remain silent.
Imagine the words “I invoke my right to remain silent” painted on the wall, and stare at them throughout the interrogation.
Momentarily break your silence to ask for counsel.
Cultivate hatred for your interrogator so you don’t fall into his traps and start talking.