04 October 2008

Saturday: A TV WasteWonderland


Convalescing here, watching some dinosaur fight porn on History Channel about Tyrannosaurs that has me thinking about a few things:
  1. Those tiny arms are a pretty interesting argument again evolution, right? I mean, what would be the point of making a giant bad ass killing machine and giving it those ridiculous tooth pick thingys? It's like a Thalidomide baby the size of a VW bus.
  2. How do they know that Tyrannosaurs were about a smart as house cats? What's the basis for that claim? How smart are house cats, anyway? Maybe we've just been testing stupid house cats. There are stupid people, after all.
  3. Also, "It's name was Tyrannosaurus Rex" is a patently false statement. We named it Tyrannosaurus Rex long after the last one crapped out; for all we know, back in the day it went by Fred or Big Tooth Scary Thing. As in:
Triceratops: "Holy shit, it's Fred! Run motherfuckers!"