Shopping For Blood

Look at those teeth and tell me that's not an actual vampire

The war in Iraq grinds on. The economy is circling the drain. Your NCAA tournament bracket is shot to pieces. Hillary Clinton continues to inflict serious damage on the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee. Barack Obama's pastor continues to inflict serious damage on the presumptive Democratic nominee.

But wait: there's good news. We're finally winning the war on bats! All I have to say is, "Watch out spiders: you're next."